I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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