I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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