This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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