Is it normal to miss your booty call?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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