He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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