do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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