normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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