D3 body, D1 cock
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
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Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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