so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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