no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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