I wish I could punch you in the face.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
My dick has a subreddit
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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