That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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