i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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