so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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