She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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