I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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