I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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