We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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