home. puking in laundry basket.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
In other news, I just burned my penis
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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