we made out on top of his cat.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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