Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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