4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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