Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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