Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
you will always have a special place in my vag
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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