you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I want her autograph on my taint
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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