The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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