stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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