3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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