Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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