Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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