Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
What happened to fro yo and sex?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
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I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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