Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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