Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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