Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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