Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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