It's Friday. Sex?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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