Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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