i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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