Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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