U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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