I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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