Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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