I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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