I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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