Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Banned from zoo.
Again?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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