normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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