Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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