She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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