"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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