Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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