So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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