hell yes lets make some ravioli
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
