Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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