ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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