i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
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I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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