at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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